#1 The food. It's actually not that bad. It's only bad by the time it gets to you.
#2 Going to wash your hands and realizing there is a bin full of used needles next to your face.
#3 The bed sounds like an airplane that is getting ready for takeoff (I just found out today, though that I can turn it off:)
#4 Rubbing body butter all over yourself with your pants to your knees and then remembering, when the nurse walks in, that you have no privacy.
#3 Dr.s start doing their rounds at 5 a.m...... 5!!
#4 The obvious things like missing your home, pets and freedom.
Hospital pros-
#1 You get room service AND maid service.
#2 Breakfast in bed every morning.
#3 You can request anything you want and they'll try to accommodate it. You want an elephant ride? It probably wont happen but the nurses will do everything they can. I should ask and see what happens:)
#4 If you're feeling lazy, there is ALWAYS a wheelchair available.
#5 Having a visitor really makes your whole day.
#6 You get a kick out of the stupidest things. Billy drove me from the back of the hospital to the front and I felt like such a rebel:)
#7 Everyone has to be nice to you.
#8 What better place to get spooked out on Halloween than an empty hospital corridor?
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